What I Want for Christmas, Please

Dear Diary,
Look, I'm sorry that I haven't written to you lately, but I've been terribly busy with making sure Mic eats his vegetables. He's been good with his 12,000 daily calorie diet so far, but he still needs to eat his vegetables.
Anyways, Diary, you're never going to guess what I found in a catalog the other day. Give up? A solid chocolate Santa Claus standing 3.5 feet tall!!! I know you're probably wondering, "Who would ever want a 3.5 foot tall solid chocolate Santa?" You silly knucklehead, I would! I think that the question should be changed to, "Who wouldn't want a 3.5 foot tall solid chocolate Santa?" Here's a picture of what I'm talking about:

And just think, that woman hold the record for World's Tallest Woman! Seriously though, there are only three chocolate Santas in this picture; I think the fourth is a Mr. Freeze rendition of Santa, or something like that.Yeah, they cost about $500, but Christmas is the time of giving, right? I've left a catalog with the Santa circled with red marker, thinking Mic will pick up on what I want for Christmas, in addition to that new Call of Duty game, but I don't think he's put two and two together just yet...
Diary, don't even think about mooching off my Santa, and I mean all 3.5 feet of it too!
-Liz;| :-)