Water Balloons Are So Rude!

Dear Diary,
Yesterday I was walking back from class when I passed a dorm full of "Scharp" people, and someone on third or fourth floor threw a water balloon at me! Now normally I don't think too much about this, but it was frickin' close to freezing outside! It nearly hit me in the head, and I would have been most terribly upset if I had to redo my hair. Yes, I do enjoy playing with my hair, but I had spent most of the morning getting it exactly the way I wanted it. Those kids are so rude! Just they wait until the giraffes are ready to attack! Yeah, I said giraffes. Check out this informative video that Mic showed me the other day.
You're one of the first to know about this oober-secret plan, Diary. Be sure to be prepared!
-Liz >:-)