The AXE Effect

Dear Diary,
So the other day I had forgotten to put any perfume on, and by the time I remembered, I had already climbed a flight of stairs up to Mic's room. What a bummer! I wasn't going to go back down after that, so I had just decided that I would just go without for the day. Mic likes me well enough that I don't need perfume to sweep him off his feet. Anyways, the plan changed when I found his can of AXE on his dresser. While he was brushing his teeth, I sprayed a little on just to see if I liked it. Needless to say, Mic needs to buy a new can of AXE.

So I went to my first class, full of boys, including my boys, and things went pretty normal. But then in my second class of the day, with mostly other women, all the girls stared at me the whole hour. I thought I had something on my shirt or something, until one of the girls gave me her cell number. Whoa. Maybe they had just decided to pick on me that class, but I don't think so, because the same behavior followed me all over campus!
Needless to say, I'm staying in my boys' room until this stuff wears off. I don't want to chance anything. I'd rather not have a repeat experience with the Garnier Fructis Shampoo.
It wasn't until after I had spent a few hours in the boys' room that I found an informational video about AXE srpay: pasted below.

Read the last line of the video, and all is explained. I'm not going to try that again!
Don't get any ideas, Diary.
-Liz 8-/