Stop Singing That Stupid Song!

Dear Diary,
I am so over my boys and their silly unicorn fetish! It used to bother me, but now I'm just going to ignore their cries for attention. I don't know why they insist on calling me "Mom", but in secret, Diary, I kind of like it. It makes me feel needed, because taking care of the Mic just doesn't always complete it for me. Mic says I need help, but what he know? I mean, just today when he started singing that Weird "Al" Yankovic song, The Saga Begins. I think that it was just fine the way it was in the original song, American Pie. Whenever he starts singing it, I have to start screaming uncontrollably in hopes that he will stop. It usually works. Just another thing that I'm working on changing in our relationship, specifically with Mic. He's a good pet, but he just needs to be conditioned a little bit more.
You're just the way I like you, Diary.
-Liz :D