I don't know if you've been under a rock for the past year, but the Jonas Brothers are currently in a plot to take over the world! of media. I first saw/heard of them on New Years' Eve, when they appeared on Dick Clark's special. I remember thinking, "Who are these kids, and why are they mooching off my idol?" I've never listened to them, but I have heard that they're no good, so I don't like them.
Apparently they have a new album coming out this week, so I though I'd read up on them on Wikipedia. Now, we know that that site is not most trustworthy all the time, so I checked the revision history and found this (Note: if link has moved, the revision was made by Gubgub1 at 12:59 on 20 May 2008). I guess some people don't like them.
So I searched for why people don't like the Jonas Brothers, and landed on Yahoo! Answers page linked here. Since there are many responses, I'll just feature the ones I found most useful.
- "i hate the jonas brothers, they are sooo effing gay, i mean seriously" by Emy <3
- "they are secret Muslims with plans of ensnaring Americans with their ripped off songs and evil merchandising schemes" by LC
- "Because i was born a male" by I cant think of a good name
- "Because you touch yourself at night, And they touch each other at night and have bad music" by Tom
- "theyre gay, they suck, and they have NO talent...Bam" by Natalee
- "And don't be like "ohh, they're gay" "they suck., well they do right" by elephant dude
- "because theyre disney douchebags...theyre only famous because they have little 12 year old hannah montana fans chasing after them" by april
- "First and foremost, they claim to be rock. Uh no, the only thing rock about them is the instruments. They don't even write they're own music. Second, they're spawn of Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus, who sucks just as equally (if not more). Third, they're super overrated, and they have no talent. And lastly, they look gay. Don't question it, I know gay people and they even say the Jonas Brothers look gay. Happy now, good." by Commando, with whom I couldn't agree more.
- "There is NOTHING not to like about them!! they are amazing, talented, hard working, sweet, down to earth guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! plus they r very good looking!!!!!!!! ...AND for all u haters out there-THEY ARE DEFINITELY NOT GAY!!...if u say they are gay, then u are just jealous!!!!!!!!so build a bridge and get over it!!" by cheerliegirl011
- "OMG WTF! i love them so so so much all those haterz can hate who cares i bet they like.... idk but i love the JB!" by Julia
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-Liz :-)
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12 comments:
THE JONAS BROTHERS are the BEST band EVER there is nothing to dislike about them.and FYI HATERS you guys are probaly jealous!!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW joe nick and kevin are HOTTER then aLL THE GUYS who hate them JONAS BROTHERS ROCK THEY are the HOTTEST GUYS ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the JONAS BROTHERS are the HOTTEST guys EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok you hate the jonas bothers. so whats the big deal alot of ppl do but then again alot of ppl dont care. their making some little girl happy so its worth it and they are prob making more monie than you any way. i like them i'll admit it but i wont go all out and post shit like this to prove it alot of ppl dont care that you hate them thats your pirsinal oppinion the whole world dosent need to know your oppinion and try to be positive =>
u should listen and learn about them before u judge the r SOOOO talented
lolwut
if you're not a fan of jonas brothers is ok but you must not slang, which is stupid, very stupid!!
if you're not a fan of jonas brothers is ok but you must not slang, which is stupid, very stupid!!
if you're not a fan of jonas brothers is ok but you must not slang, which is stupid, very stupid!!
for all those people who actually like the jonas brothers here is my advice "listen to some real music!!!!" jonas brothers aren't "rock". at all. try listening to some joan jett or maybe some cake. then u will no good music, and after that if u still like the jonas brothers then there is no hope. why would disney channel advertise any band that actually plays rock?????? they wouldn't, therefore the jonas brothers are not rock. second of all if u r gonna say u hate the jonas brothers dont say they are gay, cause why would disney channel advertise anyone who is gay?? they wouldn't it would cause too much controversy and they would be in waaay over their head. thirdly if the jonas brothers are "the HOTTEST GUYS ALIVE!!!!!!!" that doesn't even mean they have good music. if u like someones music just because they r hot, well that is pretty much the very definition of "shallow". seriously. i dont care if u think they r hot (which i do not agree with) so try to come up with a better argument about why their music is good instead of they r hot. honestly.
Alright so i actually hate the jonas brothers and was looking for some good pictures to edit on google of then making them look gay when i came across this picture. i had to check it out and i chose to also leave a comment... I hate the jonas brothers i think they are gay, homosexual,faggots or how ever you want to say it. More over i think they have no talent in the musical world they can NOT sing and when they attempt to hit high notes they sound like dying animals.
The Jonas Brother fans are all little kids who watch family and will like any singer that is promated by disney.
well that is my opoinion of them and i have one more thing to let out...Have you noticed that all the people who write about how "hot" or "awesome" or how "great" the jonas brothers are cant even spell for exsaple you is spelt u well anyways this is my opinion and unasked for comments.
**I will contiune editing pics showing the truth about how gay they are and jonas brother fans just GET OVER IT!**
-tori
haters all sound the same. They sound like fory year old men who live in their mom's house and couldn't get laid if humanity depended on it.
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