The Jonas Brothers Still Suck

Dear Diary,
Some people don't think the same way I do, and that's schocking. No really, how can people truly enjoy the Jonas Brothers and their utmost deterioration of what used to be called music? Sure, I like to strum my bass, because that's how everyone else plays the bass. NOT! Really, why do the Jonas Brothers even have instruments? It's not like they actually play them during performances. Other musical artists who can't play instruments don't pretend, such as Hannah Montana; she doesn't pretend, because she can't actually play an instrument the way that it is intended to be played.

Now I'd like to address some comments from the My Thoughts on the Jonas Brothers entry. I'm starting to see a trend here. It appears that the comments being posted are being processed through the 12-year-old AOLer translator before posting. Stop it. It's more annoying than Mic's rumbling stomach after eating cheap Chinese food. (EWW, gross!) All of the Jonas Brothers fans are 12-year-old girls who troll the internets looking for "haterz" who offer their opinions about a band that can't even play their instruments correctly.
To show you how the Jonas Brothers write comments as compared to the literate sector of our society, let's see how you like it. A completely sensible statement could be the following:

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

After processing, this statement becomes

DA QUIK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER DA LAZY DOG!!11!11! WTF LOL

For a quick analysis, notice the CAPS Lock is activated, and no laws of the English language are acknowledged for all intensive purposes.
Don't you see how good you have it, Diary?
-Liz :)