Dear Diary,
I have found possibly the absolute cutest toys today! I found that Ty has made dolls of Sasha and Malia Obama, whoever they are. (Probably related to the idol of the present news networks.) They are just so cute that I can't stand it! No, literally, I cannot stand it! Mic bought them for me, and I can't look at them, so I put them in a drawer and locked it. They're flame retardant, so I can't destroy them by fire, and they won't rip apart. They are indestructable, so I must suppress them, but every once in a while I will hear snickering from that locked drawer, as if they're planning something against me. They despise my captialist and conservative ideals, and I think they're plotting a plan to take me out of their picture. Just look at them:
Diary, please help me find a way to get these dolls out of my house! There is not a child in the neighborhood who wants them. Even eBay did not sell them. (Help me!!!)
-Liz :(
Monday, February 2, 2009
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