Dear Diary,
Yesterday I was walking back from class when I passed a dorm full of "Scharp" people, and someone on third or fourth floor threw a water balloon at me! Now normally I don't think too much about this, but it was frickin' close to freezing outside! It nearly hit me in the head, and I would have been most terribly upset if I had to redo my hair. Yes, I do enjoy playing with my hair, but I had spent most of the morning getting it exactly the way I wanted it. Those kids are so rude! Just they wait until the giraffes are ready to attack! Yeah, I said giraffes. Check out this informative video that Mic showed me the other day.
You're one of the first to know about this oober-secret plan, Diary. Be sure to be prepared!
-Liz >:-)
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Thursday, November 6, 2008
What I Want for Christmas, Please
Dear Diary,
Look, I'm sorry that I haven't written to you lately, but I've been terribly busy with making sure Mic eats his vegetables. He's been good with his 12,000 daily calorie diet so far, but he still needs to eat his vegetables.
Anyways, Diary, you're never going to guess what I found in a catalog the other day. Give up? A solid chocolate Santa Claus standing 3.5 feet tall!!! I know you're probably wondering, "Who would ever want a 3.5 foot tall solid chocolate Santa?" You silly knucklehead, I would! I think that the question should be changed to, "Who wouldn't want a 3.5 foot tall solid chocolate Santa?" Here's a picture of what I'm talking about:
And just think, that woman hold the record for World's Tallest Woman! Seriously though, there are only three chocolate Santas in this picture; I think the fourth is a Mr. Freeze rendition of Santa, or something like that.Yeah, they cost about $500, but Christmas is the time of giving, right? I've left a catalog with the Santa circled with red marker, thinking Mic will pick up on what I want for Christmas, in addition to that new Call of Duty game, but I don't think he's put two and two together just yet...
Diary, don't even think about mooching off my Santa, and I mean all 3.5 feet of it too!
-Liz;| :-)
Look, I'm sorry that I haven't written to you lately, but I've been terribly busy with making sure Mic eats his vegetables. He's been good with his 12,000 daily calorie diet so far, but he still needs to eat his vegetables.
Anyways, Diary, you're never going to guess what I found in a catalog the other day. Give up? A solid chocolate Santa Claus standing 3.5 feet tall!!! I know you're probably wondering, "Who would ever want a 3.5 foot tall solid chocolate Santa?" You silly knucklehead, I would! I think that the question should be changed to, "Who wouldn't want a 3.5 foot tall solid chocolate Santa?" Here's a picture of what I'm talking about:
Diary, don't even think about mooching off my Santa, and I mean all 3.5 feet of it too!
-Liz;| :-)
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