An article from a trustworthy news source, Reuters, has claimed that the new Batman movie, that I commented on earlier in the month, has no hope of reaching the money grossed by my favorite movie, Titanic. Yes, Diary, it's true: Batman pales in comparison to Jack Dawson. Mmm mmm mmm. First of all, Titanic was better than Dark Knight because people enjoy love-story tragedies. Titanic was riveting, while Dark Knight is almost emo. Another reason Titanic was better than Dark Knight is that I have seen Titantic, whereas I have not seen Dark Knight, but it's not like it matters. I know the new Batman movie is bad, so I'll just stick with my classic, awe-inspiring love story with Leonardo DiCaprio. Hold on, Diary, let me catch my breath...
Okay, I'm better.
I'm not so much into Leo as I used to be. He's so 5th grade to me now, in all reality.
No, now it's all about this guy in China, one of the torch guards for the Olympics. I don't know who he is, but he's caught the attention of the Chinese women. Here's the story from Reuters, again. What do you think, Diary? Here's his picture:
-Liz 8->
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