Barack Obama = Hunksicle

Dear Diary,
I know that everyone is still up in arms about the "Obama Girl" tramp who was popular about forever ago. As much as I hate to admit it, I have a crush on Obama too. (EEGAD!) He just looks like a good president, and that's all that matters in my book. He believes that the USA is the greatest country in the world, so let's change it. I don't see what everyone dislikes about him; I mean, he's fit, looks good, is fired up about change, and he looks good. Move over Michelle, because my horoscope said that the stars are in my favor, and Obama is my star.
Obviously everything that Obama says he can do once in office will be executed. There are absolutely no forseeable consequences in what he's saying we need to do.
No, Diary, I'm not being facetious at all. LOL.
-Liz <3