Cat Remote

Dear Diary,
Today I tried out a new product: a cat remote. Yes, I know what you're thinking, but it doesn't cost that much. Now, this remote performs all the basic functions of a cat, but the most useful fuction has to be the "Get off (fill in the blank)" feature. I had to try something. Mic's cat is getting on my nerves! The other day it sharpened its claws on my Michael Phelps calendar! Hehehe, little did it know that I had powerful technology from the future.

At first, the remote failed to work, but eventually after mashing buttons for a half hour or so, that cat got annoyed and just got up and left. So I guess that it did work, just as planned. But after the cat ran away, it made me think. Why am I using technology to control life? This is exactly what happened in that Terminator movie, to the "T".
Well, I suppose I'll just have to become Amish, then Diary.
-Liz :{