Sorry I haven't written to you lately, but things have been kind of crazy since I last wrote. I have been following the story of that Miley Cyrus tramp. She claims she is so pure, what with wearing her purity ring and such. Seriously, she said that her favorite TV show was Sex and the City, even though she clarified that she only watches the edited versions on TBS. She even wants to do a clean reproduction of Sex and the City. Yeah, sex and purity: they go together for teenage girls. She wants to be a role model, but she poses as Hannah Montana. I just can't see it working out. How can she be a good role model when her dad is Billy Ray? Mind you, Diary, I love his one-hit wonder, but he had a mullet, and that's just bad.
If we want a role model for teenage girls, what's wrong with me? Okay, well, Oprah's not a bad choice. She could focus her hypnosis that she's been using on mothers across the country, onto the girls of America, and make them not do, well, you know--bad things. Yet another reason I would be a good role model. More to come.
Follow my example, Diary; I'm not bad.
-Liz >:-|
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