Oh my gosh, Diary, that's one fat cat! Weighing in at a mild 44 pounds, this cat is already more famous than you could ever hope to be. "Princess Chunk" was what an animal shelter in New Jersey dubbed this cat, even though its real name was "Powder". Come on, this cat was so fat, they couldn't even tell if it was a male or female! It took a vet to determine its gender! And to top it off, this cat was on Fox News and the "Regis and Kelly" morning show. (Anyone who knows me knows that it is my dream to appear on that show, and darn it, I will.) Two pounds short of the world record, this cat is a superstar.
Reportedly, a senior citizen had to send the cat to live with her friends after her home was foreclosed, when the cat escaped. After leading police and animal control on a high-speed chase down the alleyways of Camden County, New Jersey, officials apprehended the kitty after wrangling it down. (You know I'm just being silly, Diary, with that last bit.) This cat has already experienced more than I might ever be able to talk about, and for that reason, it's dead to me. Cute cat, don't get me wrong, but the "Regis and Kelly" thing ruins the whole story.
Don't steal my dreams, Diary, and we'll stay good friends.
-Liz ~ X (
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