New Airplane!

Dear Diary,
I bet you didn't know that Mic bought me a new airplane the other day. No, I don't know how to fly. I've been thinking of picking up flying, and this settles it! I looked up the model and everything on Wikipedia, and I found out that someone vandalized the page, saying that it was a "Mustang". Well, Diary, I happen to know that a Mustang is a sports car that is available in convertible. (Mic said that he might buy me one some day.)
When I came home from errands earlier this week, Mic had the shiny new airplane sitting in the driveway, just finishing painting the name on its side. He named it after me: Sizzlin' Liz. Yeah, he named it after me, but I don't get the "sizzlin'" aspect of it. Well, I guess that it does get pretty hot. I mean, look at those twelve exhaust stacks on it!

Diary, I wonder if I could cook a pizza on the plane as well as I can with my pizza stone. I could fit a lot of pizzas all over that airplane!
-Liz :D

My New Puppy Dog!

Dear Diary,
So I bought a new dog yesterday, and he's as cute as a button! Well, as cute as a cute button I suppose. He's really attached to me, and he seems to like Mic, even though I don't think Mic likes him. He already knows this really cool trick where his eyes turn red and the lights in the room darken whenever Mic comes close to me. I think its really cute, but Mic thinks that I bought a demon-possessed pooch. The nerve! I didn't make any comments about his new Iron Gold Gym! Here's a good idea: work out in your room so you don't have to walk the whole 200 yards to the free gym across the street. Anyways, I really like my new doggy. His name is Fluffer, and he's the cutest little guy I've ever had.

Diary, what are all these scratch marks doing on you?
-Liz :)