The Jonas Brothers Still Suck

Dear Diary,
Some people don't think the same way I do, and that's schocking. No really, how can people truly enjoy the Jonas Brothers and their utmost deterioration of what used to be called music? Sure, I like to strum my bass, because that's how everyone else plays the bass. NOT! Really, why do the Jonas Brothers even have instruments? It's not like they actually play them during performances. Other musical artists who can't play instruments don't pretend, such as Hannah Montana; she doesn't pretend, because she can't actually play an instrument the way that it is intended to be played.

Now I'd like to address some comments from the My Thoughts on the Jonas Brothers entry. I'm starting to see a trend here. It appears that the comments being posted are being processed through the 12-year-old AOLer translator before posting. Stop it. It's more annoying than Mic's rumbling stomach after eating cheap Chinese food. (EWW, gross!) All of the Jonas Brothers fans are 12-year-old girls who troll the internets looking for "haterz" who offer their opinions about a band that can't even play their instruments correctly.
To show you how the Jonas Brothers write comments as compared to the literate sector of our society, let's see how you like it. A completely sensible statement could be the following:

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

After processing, this statement becomes

DA QUIK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER DA LAZY DOG!!11!11! WTF LOL

For a quick analysis, notice the CAPS Lock is activated, and no laws of the English language are acknowledged for all intensive purposes.
Don't you see how good you have it, Diary?
-Liz :)

What I Really Wanted for Christmas

Dear Diary,

This is late, but I really want to say it: I didn't get everything I wanted for Christmas this year. I did get a nice pizza stone, but other than that, my Christmas stank. All I got from Mic was a ring with a rock on it. Apparently he didn't pick up on my hints that I wanted a Big City Slider Station, as advertised by Billy Mays here.

Oh well, but I did find a funny parody of this commercial here.

No sliders for you, Diary.

-Liz :(

Word Processors Are the Future!

Dear Diary,
I have something I want to get out in the open. Some people, on whose intelligence I will not comment, have been making comments on my entry "My Thoughts on the Jonas Brothers". I addressed some of this in my previous entry (Comments Are Great), but I would like to go more in-depth, largely due to the number of comments that I have received about my thoughts on the Jonas Brothers. First, I want to say yet again that my point is well made in defense of my entry. You can figure that one out on your own, Diary.
The second point that I want to touch on is the English language. When I make spelling and grammar mistakes, it is by accident. I understand that this might not be the case for everyone else (*cough*), but I am making a request: please type your thoughts into a word processor that facilitates a utility to check spelling and grammar. There are several capable choices on the market, such as Microsoft Office Word, OpenOffice Writer, Apple iWork Pages, or the all-famous Google Docs. There are many more alternatives, but these are the most user-friendly options on the market.
Now that I have introduced you to such advanced technology, I have made a diagram of how the spelling and grammar checker works. I believe that it is fairly self-explanitory, but if you still have any questions, I'll go more in-depth. (Note: Click on the image to zoom.) This image was made from Microsoft Office Word 2007.

I don't mean to offend anyone, but please start typing your comments into a word processor with spelling- and grammar-checking capabilities, then copy and paste your thoughts into the comments section of the Diary. I enjoy your thoughts; I really do, but I can't understand most of your language. I'm not educated in L-O-L-speak. I barely know how to type with my new MacBook Wheel, let alone communicate in that fashion.

Let's see what happens now, Diary.

-Liz :P